Directions To Heaven

Directions to Heaven:

Make a Right onto Believeth Blvd.

Keep straight and go through the Green Light, which is Jesus Christ.

There, you must turn onto the Bridge of Faith , which is over troubled water.

When you get off the bridge, make a Right turn and Keep Straight.

You are on the King’s Highway – Heaven-bound.

Keep going for three miles: One for the Father, One for the Son, and One for the Holy Ghost.

Then exit off onto Grace Blvd.

From there, make a Right turn on Gospel Lane

Keep Straight and then make another Right on Prayer Road

As you go on your way, Yield Not to the traffic on Temptation Ave.

Also, avoid SIN STREET because it is a DEAD END.

Pass up Envy Drive and Hate Avenue

Also, pass Hypocrisy Street, Gossiping Lane , and Backbiting Blvd.

However, you have to go down Long-suffering Lane , Persecution Blvd. and Trials and Tribulations Ave.

But that’s all right, because VICTORY Street is straight ahead!

 

*Just so you know, I did not make this up myself. I got it from another christian blog*

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3 Responses to “Directions To Heaven”

  1. very neat sir

  2. Isn’t it though…

  3. yeah! very cool.

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